27 Good Roasts for Kids

There is nothing more satisfying than facing a playground bully with the perfect comeback!

1. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.

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2. Too bad your personality doesn’t match your face.

3. I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it works!

4. You must’ve been born on a highway. That’s where most accidents happen.

5. Where’s your off button?

6. It is amazing what showering can do for a person. You should try it.

For the whole list of roasts vist the blog!

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